12.04.2004, 1:27 am

an army of my ninja children

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i had an interview with a consulting company today for a java developer position. the entire interview was a six-question, one-hour test of SQL.

i could only answer three questions. i got a C- in that class.

conversely, go see house of flying daggers. it kicked my ass eight directions from The Way.

i want zhang ziyi to bear a thousand of my children. that would mean i had sex with her near a thousand times (twins or triplets are statistically probable at that point).