11.06.2003, 11:44 pm
a clear sign this will be the worst weekend of my life
for those of you foolish enough to go see the new matrix movie, i won't put any spoilers in here.
i dont think i can express in words just how much the matrix: revolutions sucked. it was goddamn awful. it had exactly two bright spots: agent smith, and the fact that it ended and there will be no more sequels. the battle sequence was kinda cool, if they didn't throw so many cheesy lines in there.
but even the fight sequences they fucked up. there was one scene where the bad guys were STANDING ON THE CEILING and they still fucked it up. that could've been so cool. but it blew ass. the fight at the end, between neo and agent smith, smacked of dragonball z, and sucked.
the dialogue. goddammit. the only--ONLY--lines that weren't straight out of a cliche dictionary were agent smith's, or from a cliche in another movie, which were obviously originally lifted from said cliche dictionary. IT WAS FUCKING AGONY TO LISTEN TO.
agent smith. thank god they didn't fuck him up too much. i didn't like him at the end too much, but i guess i can forgive, it wasn't TOO bad. and there's a part where he's in the real world that is pretty impressive on the actor that played bane's part (i think that was the character's name).
please. don't waste your money. seriously. it was awful. i didn't think it could get worse than the second one, but it did. it actually felt like a different movie, which is funny since they were written at the same time and shot at the same time. but somehow they fucked it all up.
goddammit.
and now i have to start the weekend from hell. i have a programming assignment due monday. i have to read and critique two manuscripts for monday. i have to revise my progress report by tuesday. i have an operating systems test on tuesday. i have to revise my short story at some point, i dont know when, hopefully she'll let me do it for wednesday.
and everyone is at steve's right now getting nebulized (ie using steve's bong, the nebulizer, which kicks your ass with a quickness), and i can't be there.
goddamit.
on the upside, happy 22nd to steve, got a few cool yugi cards, becca got me an AWESOME green wristband with the 1-up mushroom from mario bros on it.
and the rangers fucking lost. oh wait, that gets piled onto the "sucks" category.
goddammit.